Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is all about the TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(do not read this is u don't like turkey!!!!!!!!)
Turkey is washed in clorine!!!! (thing in pool....)

so is chicken.... exept in france.....






Knock Knock Jokes About Thanksgiving Dinner

Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the stuffing too!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot more than I should have!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip a big plate and dig in!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!

Thanksgiving Riddles

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.

If April showers bring May flowers , what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE

Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such fowl language

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymout Rock

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside

Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks

Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!

Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam

What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble.

I hope you enjoyed these jokes! And please, feel free to add your own in the comments section!